Kneading on You
You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness.
Staring Contests
If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is likely to follow.
Throwing up Grass
Through this painful feeding and purging process, cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat.
Bringing You Dead
Animals
This isn't a gift...It's a warning!
Hiding in Dark Places
Watching You
Your cat will often hide in order to study you in your habitat.
Sprinting at Light
Speed Out of Any
Room You Enter
When your cat does this, it's actually a failed ambush
Excessive Shoveling
of Kitty Litter
After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. This is practice for buring bodies