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A guide to the happiest place on earth Created and Illustrated by: Beth Izard

1. Minnie ears: Every white girl has them, don’t forget yours


2. Hat: In case you slept in an hour, throw a hat on that nap


3. Appropriately themed sweater: Don’t have one? Slap a mickey on that shit.


4. Backpack: 99% of everything you have in there will only be necessary if you wind up in the woods
   instead of the happiest place on earth, but better be prepared than sorry.


5. Comfy Shoes- Nough Said


6. Wallet: Only bring cash you are willing to sacrifice to the mouse


7. Snacks: Let's face it, you probably will be stuffing face with churro,
   but buy these and bring them to ease your conicence


8. Health: Did that kid just wipe his boogers on my matterhorn bobsled? BEST BELIEVE! Prep
   for these inevitable situations by bringing stuff such as tissues and hand sanitizer. Consider bringing
   chap stick and sunscreen if you don't want to look like a lobster as well


9. Charger: If you don't bring one, your phone will die after the 8oth picture youve taken of Donald playing with the Disney ducks


10. Sunnies: Not only for sun protection, but so all will confuse you with Osmosis Jones or The Terminator.

How to ride all da rides
and eat all da foods

Morning!

1. You want to be in the park before opening,
   so try to get there an hour ahead of time!


2. Our first stop is usually space mountain.
   Make your fiance go get fast passes
   while you wait in line, that way you can ride it twice in a row!


3. After visiting space twice, we book it over
   to Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters! It's usually a 5 minute wait
   in line at the beginning of the day! *5 minute wait usually means no wait!!!*


4. By the time we’re done with that, Star Tours is usually only a 20 minute wait.

Afternoon!

• 5. After riding Star Tours, we book it over to Adventureland and get
  fast passes for Jungle Cruise! then head over to Haunted Mansion


• 6. Before getting in line for Haunted Mansion, grab a churro from the
  cart outside. I am not sure why but those ones are the best
  out of both parks. Trust me, just do it.


• 7. After Haunted, we head back to Jungle Cruise and ride that!


• 8. After Jungle Cruise, we go to Frontierland and ride Big Thunder
  
mountain! If you don’t want to during the day, the best time to ride
this is at night during the fireworks!

• 9. After that, we usually take a lunch break and head over to Jolly
  Holiday for the roast beef and blue sandwhich! Super good with home
  made kettle chips. Plus: little ducklings often waddle through the
  outside seating area.


• 10. After lunch, head over to Fantasyland and hit up Pinocchio,Snow
  White and Alice in Wonderland if it is’nt more than a 30 minute wait.


• 11. Even though the lines look huge, It’s a Small World is usually less
  than a 20 minute wait anytime in the day. It’s also a 8 minute long
  ride so nice to kick back and rest up.

Break Time

• 12. After such a long and productive day, it’s time for a rest!
  Before heading back to the hotel, grab a fast pass for Indiana Jones!


• 13. Our tradition is to hang out, take a 2 hour nap, order wings
  in the hotel room and watch American Dad, but it’s up to you


• 14. Okay, time to party! Head back to the park, grab a fast pass
  for Big Thunder again so you can ride it during the fireworks and go ride Indy!


• 15. After riding Indy, go use your Big Thunder fast pass and head over to Matterhorn!


• 16. Since Matterhorn is mostly outside, it’s the funnest to ride at night.


• 17. After Matterhorn, we save the best for last. Ride the Mad Tea Party Tea Cups
  to your hearts content, grab your souvenirs and head on home, that’s a wrap!

See ya next time!