Are you tired of being called fat because you like to go out and eat fried chicken for lunch and dinner?
Huh, wha-what's that? You get someone else to drive to your local Kentucky Fried Chicken for you? Oh well, either way you need some hard weight loss, bro. Take it from us dude, eat some fried chicken, they're good for you or something. They, they come from birds, b-birds are really hard to catch y'know? They're, as the great Jenny Craig says, the most leanest meat pouches walking around, baked full of vitamins and stuff. Meatloaf named himself after the great chicken dish, Meatloaf. There's chicken in meatloaf bro, just eat, jus-just eat it, you won't regert it, it's-it's straight out of the ground, from God's green soily earth, chickens were bred from rocks and eventually eggs as evolution would have it, and then straight into our deep fryers, then into a paper bucket, and eventually stuffed in our fat faces. So go ahead, shove a chicken leg in your face, you, y-y-y-you big doofus.
Fried Chicken is a damn fine meal, ya ding dong. I can hear you thinking to yourself right now, however me saying that would imply I have telepathic mind reading powers or something, which, honestly would be cool, though I would prefer mind control over mind reading. Y'know just the other day I- what? You want me to do what? Oh yeah, don't believe us, check out this quote from this really credible guy on this realy credible website managed by a bunch of guys in business suits, so you know they mean business, cuz' they're in business suits, and the website is called Mens Fitness dot com. Don't take my word for it, take theirs
A study published in the International Journal of Sports Nutrition and Exercise Metabolism showed that fast food is just as efficient as a protein bar or sports drink when it comes to glycogen recovery (when you work out, you deplete those stores and they need to be replinished afterwards to optimize muscle repair and growth.) The study, which was commissioned by a team of researchers at the University of Montana’s Department of Health and Human Performance, analyzed muscle biopsies and blood samples from 11 male cyclists following a rigorous ride.
See wut I'm sayin? You see whut I'm sayin'? Do ya see whut I am sayin', bro? So are ya' convinced yet or do you nee- do you need some other form of convincing. You shouldn't. This is the rea- this is the real deal. The really real mutha-f***ing deal, dude. A bunch of nerds in a lab came up with this stuff, bro. Their data is as uhh- it's as reliable as a monkey with a bomb on its chest trying to escort a bunch of preschoolers across the street to school safely. It's undeniably good, dude. Read the whole thing bro, read the whole thing right at this link. Yeah, this link right here. Can you see it?. Of course you can, just the mere fact that you took time out of your invaluable life just to read something without a whole lot of merit.